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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
People say they pick their nose
I don't trust stairs
What do you call a fake noodle
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
What's brown and sticky
I could tell a joke about pizza
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
Soup or salad?
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
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