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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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Can you put my shoes on
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
People don't like having to bend over
What's brown and sticky
When a dad drives past a graveyard
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
What do you get from a pampered cow
When a dad drives past a cow
Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
What do you call a fake noodle
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