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When you ask a dad if they got a haircut: 'No, I got them all cut!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
Two goldfish are in a tank
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer
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