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Lawyers Jokes: How Do You Stop A Lawyer
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
Shoot him before he hits the water!
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Best lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What is the definition lucky break
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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The following is a true story and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom
An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorneys office as his lawyer handed him his will
Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars
Three men a doctor an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of st peter
A good lawyer knows the law
A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense
Two lawyers are leaving the office
How many lawyers does it take to change a light
The new york times among other papers recently published a new hubble space telescope photograph of distant galaxies colliding
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