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Dad Jokes: A Furniture Store Keeps Calling Me
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
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When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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I don't trust stairs
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Would you like the milk in a bag
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
Can you put my shoes on
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What's brown and sticky
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
What do you get from a pampered cow
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