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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
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The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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I Remember As A Child, Lying In Bed Waiting For
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Loltard: Someone Who Uses 'lol' Too Much
I Am So Poor I Can't Even Pay Attention
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Shut Up, You'll Never Be The Man Your Mother
You Stare At Frozen Juice Cans Because They Say, "concentrate
I Eat The Broken Cookies First Because I Feel Bad
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