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Dad Jokes: Two Goldfish Are In A Tank
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'do you know how to drive this thing?'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
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How do I look?
Two goldfish are in a tank
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
People don't like having to bend over
I used to hate facial hair
When a dad drives past a graveyard
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
The shovel
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