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Dad Jokes: Sorry About Your Wait
SERVER: 'Sorry about your wait.' DAD: 'Are you saying I'm fat?'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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My daughter screeched
Make me a sandwich!
I don't trust stairs
My wife is really mad at the fact that
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
What's brown and sticky
I've never gone to a gun range before
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
Don t forget a bucket
Did you hear about the circus fire
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