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Dad Jokes: Did You Hear About The Kidnapping
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
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10 dad jokes
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People say they pick their nose
When you ask a dad if he's alright
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