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Best one liner jokes
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
Random one liner jokes
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10 one liner jokes
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Why Don't We Wait For Life On Other Planets
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Laugh And The World Laughs With You. Snore And You
You Are So Dimwitted Even The Blackhole Night Sky Looks
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