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Dad Jokes: Two Goldfish Are In A Tank
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'do you know how to drive this thing?'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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I used to hate facial hair
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
Why did the coffee file a police report
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Can you put my shoes on
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
Don t forget a bucket
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