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Religious Jokes: Why Wasn T Jesus Born In
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Three men went to hell
Best religious jokes
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best 10 religious jokes
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A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
He had two parrots
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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A little kid asks his father daddy is god a man or a woman
A young lad was visiting a church for the first time checking all the announcements and posters along the walls
In the middle of a forest there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted with a huge mean bear
Moses and jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day
3 men were waiting to go to heaven
Three men went to hell
Two men arrive at the pearly gates at about the same time both wanting to know if they will be admitted to heaven
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck and everyone inside dies
A scottish priest was an avid golfer who would try to play every chance he got
A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky
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