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Dark Humor Jokes: I'd Like To Have Kids
I'd like to have kids one day. I don't think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
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Best dark humor jokes
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My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings
My favorite novel is The Hunchback of Notre Dame
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
My friend said that if he went off a cliff
Where exactly are you taking me
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins
Just say NO to drugs
What's yellow and can't swim
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods
It turns out a major new study recently
Random dark humor jokes
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10 dark humor jokes
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Did you hear about the guy who got his left side chopped off
I have a joke about trickle down economics
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity
If you donate one kidney
I don't have a carbon footprint
I'll never forget my Granddad's last words
When does a joke become a dad joke
My favorite novel is The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Where exactly are you taking me
What's yellow and can't swim
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