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Dad Jokes: Dads 50th Birthday Card
Son: *hands my Dad his 50th birthday card*, Dad: You know, one would have been enough.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Why did the scarecrow win an award
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
What's brown and sticky
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
My wife is really mad at the fact that
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