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Dad Jokes: I Made A Pencil With Two
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket
My wife is really mad at the fact that
I've got a great joke about construction
Hey I was thinking
I could tell a joke about pizza
Can you put my shoes on
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
How do you get a squirrel to like you
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