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Dad Jokes: Two Goldfish Are In A Tank
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, 'do you know how to drive this thing?'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
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What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
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Hey I was thinking
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
The rotation of earth
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
When you ask a dad if he's alright
Would you like the milk in a bag
Why did the coffee file a police report
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