A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.
The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, 'I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.'
'Oh Dear!'
the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.
'But, what happened to your other ear?'
'The jerk called back!'
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