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Lawyers Jokes: How Do You Stop A Lawyer
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
Shoot him before he hits the water!
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Best lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What is the definition lucky break
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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The following is a true story and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom
What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial
Why was the lawyer skimming the bible
A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant
A young attorney who had taken over his fathers practice rushed home elated one night
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie
How do you get a lawyer down from a tree?
95% of all lawyers
The new york times among other papers recently published a new hubble space telescope photograph of distant galaxies colliding
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