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One Liner Jokes: I Don't Trust Anything That
I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
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I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
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10 one liner jokes
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You're Never Too Old To Learn Something Stupid
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Life's Like A Bird, It's Pretty Cute Until
I Think I'm Agnostic, But I Haven't Decided
My Calling In Life Went Straight To Voicemail
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