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Animal Jokes: A Small Frog Goes To A

A small frog goes to a fortune teller and asks if he is gonna meet a young girl.
The teller tells him, 'Yes, you are.'
The frog replies, 'Where?
In a bar or at a party?'
The teller says, 'In biology class!'

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