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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Soup or salad?
Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
The shovel
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
I thought about going on an all-almond diet
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
Soup or salad?
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