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Computer Jokes: We Are Microsoft
We are Microsoft, 'Resistance Is Futile.
You Will Be Assimilated!'
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99 little bugs in the code
Best computer jokes
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best 10 computer jokes
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By following the instructions below you should have error-free long-lasting floppy disks
If microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car then
There was once a young man who in his youth professed a desire to become a great writer
The golden e-mail rules
A computer techy was helping a friend set up his computer and he wanted to log in with a password
99 little bugs in the code
The latest report on windows new error codes assigned
Bill gates is hanging out with the chairman of general motors 2
I have two brothers one works at microsoft the other was sentenced to death in the gas chamber
We are microsoft
Random computer jokes
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10 computer jokes
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My computer is like britney spears
How many bill gates does it take to change the light bulb
12 step program of recovery for web addicts
99 little bugs in the code
At a recent computer expo bill gates reportedly compared
A helicopter was flying around above seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft s electronic navigation and communications equipment
A woman called the canon help desk with a problem with her printer
Bill gates died and was sent to hell
The difference between computers and people?
Bill gates is hanging out with the chairman of general motors 2
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