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When you ask a dad if they got a haircut: 'No, I got them all cut!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
I would avoid the sushi
People don't like having to bend over
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
When a dad drives past a cow
When you ask a dad if they got a haircut
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
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