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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
Would you like the milk in a bag
What do you call a fake noodle
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
Did you hear about the circus fire
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
What do you get from a pampered cow
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom
How do you make a Kleenex dance
How do I look?
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro
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I Wonder Where My Brother Is, His Lunch Is Getting
Yo mama so bald her corn rolls
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