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Did you hear about the guy with five penises?
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One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
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Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
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There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength
You are driving along in your car on a wild stormy night
Did you hear about the guy with five penises
There were 3 men in an airplane one dropped a pineapple the next dropped a water melon and the last dropped a bomb
A small two-seater cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central poland
A nun at a catholic school is asking her students what they want to be when they grow up
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