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Dad Jokes: Dads 50th Birthday Card
Son: *hands my Dad his 50th birthday card*, Dad: You know, one would have been enough.
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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When a dad drives past a cow
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What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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