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Dad Jokes: I Decided To Sell My Vacuum
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner—it was just gathering dust!
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why don't eggs tell jokes
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating
I made a pencil with two erasers
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon
Want to hear a joke about paper
I had a neck brace fitted years ago
Did you hear about the circus fire
Why did the scarecrow win an award
Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
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