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Lawyers Jokes: What Do You Buy A Friend
What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School?
A lobotomy!
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One day two men are talking with each other one turns to the other
Best lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What is the definition lucky break
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets arrested we call him an accomplice
The following is a true story and this situation supposedly occurred in a real courtroom
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What do lawyers use as contraceptives?
One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass
What do lawyers use for birth control
What did a lawyer name his daughter?
An airliner was having engine trouble and the pilot instructed the cabin crew
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?
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