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I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
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It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You
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10 one liner jokes
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Now That I'm Older, I Realize That My Imaginary
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A Woman Is Like A Parachute - Can Refuse At Any
My Cat Just Walked Up To The Paper Shredder And
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