Three guys are arguing at a party about who has the best memory.
The first guy says, 'I can remember my mother putting on my diaper.'
The second guy says, 'That's nothing.
I can remember being born.'
The third guy says, 'That's nothing.
I can remember going to a party with my father and coming home with my mother.'
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