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Lawyers Jokes: How Do You Stop A Lawyer
How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?
Shoot him before he hits the water!
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Best lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
What is the definition lucky break
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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Two men are in court on drug charges
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Now that you have been acquitted will you tell me truly did you steal the car
Taylor was desperate for business and was happy to be appointed by the court to defend an indigent defendant
A lawyer was on his cell phone calling a locksmith
A good lawyer knows the law
One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass
I have good news and bad news the defense lawyer says to his client
A young attorney who had taken over his fathers practice rushed home elated one night
Why is the national institute of health substituting rats with lawyers for lab tests
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