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Best one liner jokes

These are the best 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
• Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
• It's Been Proven That Girls Reach The Age Of
• What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
• My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
• The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
• I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
• I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
• Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
• Why Is It Good To Have A Blonde Passenger? You

Random one liner jokes

These are 10 one liner jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• What Do You Call The Saddest Waterway In Russia? Crimea
• I Like To Finish Other People's Sentences Because... My
• I Wish There Was A Way To Keep In Touch
• Dyslexic, You Say? How Do You Spell That
• Why Don't Cannibals Eat Clowns? They Taste Funny
• If We Were Stranded In A Desert And A Snake
• I Require Three Things In A Man. He Must Be
• What Do They Do With Blacks After They Die? Gut
• What Does A Panda Ghost Eat? Bam-BOO
• What's The Difference Between A Northern Fairytale And A

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