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One Liner Jokes: I Don't Trust Anything That
I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
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I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
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I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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10 one liner jokes
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Party Host: Anyone Here Allergic To Nuts? Because I Like
The Trouble With Being Punctual Is That Nobody's There
The Farther Away The Future Is, The Better It Looks
I Used To Date A Girl That Reported The Weather
What Are The Worst Six Years In A Blonde's
I Haven't Spoken To My Wife For 18 Months
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