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Religious Jokes: A Buddhist Monk Walks Up To
A buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, 'Make me one with everything.'
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Best religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
He had two parrots
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
A priest was driving along and saw a nun on the side of the road
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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God says to this man come forth and i will grant you eternal life
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Three men went to hell
Two men arrive at the pearly gates at about the same time both wanting to know if they will be admitted to heaven
A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky
He had two parrots
A priest wanted to convince a prostitute to turn respectable
A little kid asks his father daddy is god a man or a woman
Adam and god were walking in the garden one day
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