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Corny Jokes: My Uncle Ran For Senate Last
'My uncle ran for Senate last year.'
'Really?
What does he do now?'
'Nothing.
He got elected.'
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Best corny jokes
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A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting thirteen
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A woman and a baby were in the doctor s examining room waiting for the doctor to come in
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Two neighbors were talking about work when one asked say why did the foreman fire you
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