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I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.
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My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
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Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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You Know The World Is Going Crazy When The Best
It's So Simple To Be Wise. Just Think Of
What Is The Difference Between Snowmen And Snowwomen? Snowballs
Can Someone Just Invent A Mirror That Takes Pictures Already
They Keep Saying The Right Person Will Come Along, I
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Einstein Used Science To Get Laid; That Guy Is A
You're Not Old Until A Teenager Describes You As
When We Were Together, You Always Said You'd Die
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