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One Liner Jokes: I Named A Comet After You
I named a comet after you. It's called "piece of shit comet".
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Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
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Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
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I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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10 one liner jokes
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Don't Tell A Lot About Yourself, Behind Your Back
Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue, God Made Me Pretty
A Clear Conscience Is Usually The Sign Of A Bad
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"Why Don't You Trust Me?", She Texted Both The
Sorry I'm Late. I Was Trying To Think Of
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