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One Liner Jokes: I Haven't Slept For Three
I haven't slept for three days, because that would be too long.
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My Dad Died When We Couldn't Remember His Blood
Such A Little Man, Such A Drama Queen
Children In The Dark Make Accidents, But Accidents In The
What Do You Have When You Have Two Balls In
I Like Jesus But He Loves Me, So It's
I'm At The Age Where I Can't Take
The Value Of Money In A Relationship: The 10 Bucks
Lite: The New Way To Spell "Light," Now With 20
Crime In Multi-storey Car Parks. That Is Wrong On
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10 one liner jokes
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You Know Your Children Are Growing Up When They Stop
He's As Sharp As A Bowling Ball
April Fools' Day Is Like A Huge Open Mic Night
The Only Thing Worse Than Seeing Something Done Wrong Is
You Don't Work - You Don't Have Money To
Why Are Women Like Parking Spaces? Because All The Best
I Was Never Great With Girls But I Have Standards
If You Think Nobody Cares Whether You're Alive, Try
Get Stoned. Drink Wet Cement
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