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Grocery store checker: 'Paper or plastic?' Dad: 'Either, I'm bisacktual.'
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
Did you hear the rumor about butter
What do you call a fat psychic
I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town
5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
Dads 50th birthday card
Hey I was thinking
I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner
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