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Dad Jokes: Don T Forget A Bucket
Dad, to a singer: 'Don't forget a bucket.' Singer: 'Why?' Dad: 'To carry your tune.'
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Why can't a nose be 12 inches long
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Today my son asked can I have a book mark?
I have a dad bod
People don't like having to bend over
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke
A furniture store keeps calling me
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
I don't play soccer
How do you make a Kleenex dance
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