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Dad Jokes: Would You Like The Milk In
Cashier: 'Would you like the milk in a bag, sir?'
Dad: 'No, just leave it in the carton!'
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Best dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
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People say they pick their nose
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Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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Yo daddy is so bald when he wears a turtleneck
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I have a dad bod
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
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Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks
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