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Best corny jokes
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One day two kids were wandering around near a stream
A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed
A cop was riding a bicycle looking for a crook
There are three men in the bathroom two englishmen and an australian
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Two hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting
Bill and ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders but was not getting many
One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked
Random corny jokes
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10 corny jokes
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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide
Small boy came home after the school and immediately he goes to his father
There was a lawyner a priest and a class of children
A little guy is sitting at a counter eating breakfast
Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table
These two cannibals were eating a clown when one of them looks at the other and asks
Jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some margarine
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Eddie came to work monday and his co-workers asked him how his weekend was
Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly
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