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One Liner Jokes: I Am Not An Alcoholic. I
I am not an alcoholic. I simply enjoy living in liquid medium.
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Friendship Is Unnecessary, Like Philosophy, Like Art... It Has No
A Dog Has An Owner. A Cat Has A Staff
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Just Finished Building The Deepest Well In England. Got The
Thanksgiving, Man. Not A Good Day To Be My Pants
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