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Religious Jokes: Why Wasn T Jesus Born In
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia?
A: Because God couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
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Best religious jokes
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After praying nonstop for eight years god finally decided to grant a man three wishes
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands
He had two parrots
Three guys went up to heaven as they came to the gate st peter was there
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye
Little billy wanted 100 dollars badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
God was sitting in heaven one day when a scientist said to him God we don't need you anymore
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
One day adam and eve notice god standing before them holding a bag
Random religious jokes
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10 religious jokes
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A team of archaeologists is excavating in israel when they find a cave with the symbols of a woman a donkey a shovel a fish and a star of david on the wall
St peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven
A guy dies and is sent to hell
Really good deed this guy arrives at the pearly gates
Three nuns die and are at the gates of heaven and st peter pops up
Adam was walking around the garden of eden moping
There were three priests in a railroad station all wanting to go home to pittsburgh
A jewish grandmother is watching her grandchild playing on the beach when a huge wave comes and takes him out to sea
God looks down and notices that adam is all alone while all the animals have companions so he decides to create a companion for man as well
Jesus and saint peter are golfing
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