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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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When a dad drives past a cow
How do you get a squirrel to like you
I don't trust stairs
How many apples grow on a tree
I made a pencil with two erasers
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
My wife is really mad at the fact that
What did the grape do when he got stepped on
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
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