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Best dirty jokes

These are the best 10 dirty jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Theres a boy named jhonne and his mom is always in the bed with kids
• A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in western oklahoma
• A guy named ivan lives in russia
• Two missionaries in africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals
• This guy arrives home to find his wife waiting for him by the door
• Captain 1 ship on the horizon
• There is a navy guy and a marine in the washroom
• Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans
• A cucumber a pickle & a penis were talking about their awful lives
• Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one afternoon and become lost

Random dirty jokes

These are 10 dirty jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• This guy arrives home to find his wife waiting for him by the door
• A marine and navy-man are in the bathroom together
• The day care bus driver drives with a bus full of sun city seniors down a highway when a little old lady taps him on his shoulder
• I'd like to buy some dog food
• What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon
• How does a blonde guy take a shower
• An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish new york city building
• Ok now you know how newlyweds like to screw all the time
• A man enters a barber shop for a shave
• Confucius says man who goes to sleep with itchy butt

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