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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent.
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Best dad jokes
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best 10 dad jokes
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5 of 4 of people admit that they're bad
People don't like having to bend over
I would avoid the sushi
What do you call cheese that isn't yours
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school
If a child refuses to sleep during nap time
When a dad drives past a cow
People say they pick their nose
What do you call a fake noodle
Would you like the milk in a bag
Random dad jokes
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10 dad jokes
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh
Why did the scarecrow win an award
I used to hate facial hair
I saw your dad walking down the street the other day
What do you call a fake noodle
I have a dad bod
What's brown and sticky
Did you hear about the circus fire
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke'
When a dad drives past a cow
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