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What is the ideal weight of a lawyer?
About three pounds, including the urn.
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
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A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
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What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the definition lucky break
Random lawyers jokes
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Warning signs that you might need a different lawyer
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Warning signs that you might need a different lawyer
Four surgeons were sitting around discussing who they like to operate on
When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial - it went like this
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