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Lawyers Jokes: How Many Lawyers Does It Take
How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?
Depends on how thin you slice them!
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Best lawyers jokes
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What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean
You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger a lion and a lawyer
Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
What do you call a lawyer with an iq of 50
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
What is the definition lucky break
What do you call a bus full of lawyers going over a cliff with three empty seats
What is the differece between a lawyer and a protitute
Random lawyers jokes
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10 lawyers jokes
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An old man was critically ill
One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass
What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common
I have good news and bad news the defense lawyer says to his client
What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room
At a trial an attorney was putting witnesses through an exacting cross-examination
What do you call throwing all the lawyers in the ocean
A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts all lawyers are assholes
How do you get a lawyer down from a tree?
A physician an engineer and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented
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