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Best dirty jokes

These are the best 10 dirty jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Theres a boy named jhonne and his mom is always in the bed with kids
• A guy named ivan lives in russia
• A young cowboy walks into a seedy cafe in western oklahoma
• Two missionaries in africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals
• Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion for baked beans
• A cucumber a pickle & a penis were talking about their awful lives
• This guy arrives home to find his wife waiting for him by the door
• There is a navy guy and a marine in the washroom
• Captain 1 ship on the horizon
• Two fraternity brothers decide to go sailing one afternoon and become lost

Random dirty jokes

These are 10 dirty jokes. Click on the text to read the entire joke.

• Confucius says man who goes to sleep with itchy butt
• Toilet paper alternative
• Two statues are in a perk for over thirty years and all day long they just look at each others naked bodies
• What is 40 feet long and smells like urine
• What do you get when you eat a prune pizza
• Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony
• Theres a boy named jhonne and his mom is always in the bed with kids
• What do u call a black priest?
• What do you call an abortion in czechoslovakia
• What did the maxi pad say to the fart

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